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[link]So I guess the bulk of the rewrite put me above 64 kb for just the text, so I've had to split it in halves.
Things to
not expect:
**For people to not make liberal use of the dreaded magic words (dude, pigeon, etc). Sorry, that's the way real people talk, using safe words all the time to fill gaps when their mouths are going faster than their minds. And one of the ways I'm establishing my "real" modern setting so I can fill it with zombies and magic is having people talk like real people, instead of characters in an epic adventure fantasy. You can hate it all you want, but that's how it's gonna be.
**A revamped story: the basic story remains the same. To this end I've kept bits and pieces of the original text that I felt were perfectly adequate to describe the key moments.
Things
to expect:
**Actual basis for those situations that lacked context or explanations in the original. This was the primary criticism you had that I decided was valid and applicable to the vision of the story. The weakness was that in trying to ignore the reasons why things were how they were, trying to scale down the general comprehension to the level of the twelve year old main characters, the adventure ended up feeling really loose and unbelievable. Maybe with the rewrite I'll want to keep some of the information out of the kids' (and the readers') hands, but at least now I know what the hell is going on and why.
**The adult world feels stronger. The kids (primarily Mett, of course) are actually afraid of being caught, being grounded.
**Mett actually does shit. Hopefully I was able to maintain a balance here so they both contribute more or less equally, but Mett is definitely no longer dead weight. He also has an interesting new character trait that he (and also the reader) won't know about until way later in the story.
**More exposition, and this is the part I'm a little iffy about. If this is supposed to be a fast-paced first contact with the world and story, why are we taking time out to learn about things that aren't immediately relevant? This is the part where I'd really value your input.
And with that, I hope you don't find TOO many things that are absolutely horrible with it.